Feb 1, 2012: This is the Central Scrutinizer
…it is my responsibility to enforce all the laws that haven’t been passed yet.
It is also my responsibility to alert each and every one of you to the potential consequences of various ordinary everyday activities you might be performing which could eventually lead to The Death Penalty (or affect your parents’ credit rating).
Our criminal institutions are full of little creeps like you who do wrong things… and many of them were driven to these crimes by a horrible force called MUSIC!
Our studies have shown that this horrible force is so dangerous to society at large that laws are being drawn up at this very moment to stop it forever!
Cruel and inhuman punishments are being carefully described in tiny paragraphs so they
won’t conflict with the Constitution.
Lifted from Joe’s Garage by Frank Zappa (1979)
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